Forum improvements: Please ban the trolls and super vain

[Grimtale]

I'm going to be like Yoda, retreat then lurk until the rebel alliance unites! We will defeat Darth Kaber

As long as there is none of that "I am your father" shit going on around here.
Grim

[greginchains]

Yoda has been destroyed when he showed off a triple decker to the wrong guy

[hawke000]

Yoda has been destroyed when he showed off a triple decker to the wrong guy

This is the greatest post / thread on swirl to date...

[PugFaceRex]

Yoda has been destroyed when he showed off a triple decker to the wrong guy

This is the most fucked up post / thread on swirl to date...

Fixed.

[love_islander]

this is a whole other level

[anonymousbrunette]

This is ridiculous. Ban the trolls and super vain and there's no one left to make us feel normal and self-righteous.

[elduderino]

am i a troll or a super vain? super vain troll? do i troll the super vein? hell, can i be a super troll? should i take jack's name in vain? does everyone like the song blue veins?

stupidest thread ever, but i'm glad i posted in it!

[anonymousbrunette]

am i a troll or a super vain? super vain troll? do i troll the super vein? hell, can i be a super troll? should i take jack's name in vain? does everyone like the song blue veins?

stupidest thread ever, but i'm glad i posted in it!

LOL! Trolling the Super vein. That's gonna stick.

[elduderino]

am i a troll or a super vain? super vain troll? do i troll the super vein? hell, can i be a super troll? should i take jack's name in vain? does everyone like the song blue veins?

stupidest thread ever, but i'm glad i posted in it!

LOL! Trolling the Super vein. That's gonna stick.

slapwow!

[runofthemill]

[anonymousbrunette]

Well that's a little disturbing.

[rsimms3]

Meh. Should have been Howie Mandel.

[elduderino]

Meh. Should have been Howie Mandel.

doesn't matter. any pic of the lovely christina hendricks, while mad men is on this prolonged hiatus, is certainly welcome by me...

[theeradicaleclectic]

interesting that the issue is not in any way an isolated incidence ... i say ban mirrors and bridges because they are the source of all the pretension of getting along

[DeeBee]

Forum improvements:
Please ban the trolls and super vain
Thank you

Cool post.
I can appreciate that sentiment, given how many topics I've seen get derailed into nonsense and nastiness. But bans seem unnecessary. Maybe just a little more 'troll control'? Or a Troll Control Patrol?

does this count as a troll?

No. But I would say that the following counts as a troll:

^Alright already, settle down.
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interesting that the issue is not in any way an isolated incidence ... i say ban mirrors and bridges because they are the source of all the pretension of getting along

As so often happens, I have not a single blinking idea what you're trying to say here, and I doubt that anyone else does either. For the record, though, I don't think of you as a troll. I think of you more as a trial, or a travail, or a travesty or a tribulation; or maybe all of the above. ('Train wreck' might work too.) At least sometimes. Much of what you tend to go on about is as clear as mud, and trying to sort it out is like wading into quicksand. But it does add a kind of interesting texture to the forum. And when occasional bits and pieces of your verbal flotsam and jetsam happen to bobble up above the mud line, it can even be relevant and astute. You're clearly a clever and intelligent person who thinks about stuff in some depth, so that's not the problem. The problem with your usual modes of communication is that your thoughts appear to be streaming from your own personal SETI channel. I would like to suggest that you start striving unceasingly to Be More Obvious. Because if you don't, then nobody will ever really hear whatever it is that you're trying to say.

Add: Oh, wait - something about 'bridges' because in folklore that's where trolls hide, under bridges? See, that's an instance where you could have just made the connection explicit, and not just left it as a big 'WTF?' in our heads. And even if that is the connection you were going for, it's still not at all clear just where you were going with it. As in: what is 'bridge' a metaphor for, and etc. Mud and more mud. Just sayin'. I think you often have interesting things to say, if only you possessed the ability and the inclination to actually say them.